Wayne, Tom and their dog, Satie (middle), share the lounge together every night. They love watching shows like Grand Designs, Downton Abbey and The Real Housewives (especially Melbourne), always with a drink in hand.
What would your specialist subject on a TV game show be?
Wayne: Animals or the Zombie Apocalypse
Tom: Kylie Minogue. I could tell you what she was wearing yesterday… but I’m not a stalker!
Who would play you in a movie about your life?
Wayne: Adam Garcia, the early years
Tom: Kylie in drag. We are the same age, have similar taste in men and a love of shoes